Man walks into airport bathroom and faces the automatic flushing toilet. He pulls the paper toilet lid cover from dispenser and places firmly into place on toilet lid. The automatic toilet flushes and the paper cover disappears down the toilet.
Man pulls a second toilet lid cover from dispenser and places firmly into place on toilet lid from an angle. The automatic toilet flushes and the paper cover disappears down the toilet.
Man pulls a third toilet lid cover from dispenser and holds on bottom as he sits quickly on toilet lid. The automatic toilet flushes, splashes man's bottom, man jumps, and the paper cover disappears down the toilet. Mad man says just forget the cover and takes care of business.
Man grabs toilet paper and leans forward to wipe. The automatic toilet flushes splashing man's bottom, man jumps.
Man grabs toilet paper and lifts ever so slightly to wipe. The automatic toilet flushes splashing man's bottom, man jumps.
Man sits for some time thinking then comes up with plan. Man leans forward and unlocks door. Man gets ready and jumps toward door. Man finds out door opens inward as he smashes face against door and falls on knees. Automatic toilet flushes and sprays water down mans back.
Automatic toilet wins.
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